New Years Resolutions Are A Waste of Time

But I'll make a list anyway.

1.) Stop eating crappy food (yes, and then i'll knit a space shuttle and write the great American Novel.

2.) Practice/stretch (for dance) every other day, if not every day.

3.) Get an A in Honors US History.

4.) Get a job

5.) Actually eat my vegetables (I know you're probably thinking "how old are you, four?")

6.) Don't go on Facebook so much.

7.) Get over the past.

I could've saved time if I just wrote "See previous year's list."